what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
