It's like God shit irony all over that family
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
sex on a bike is impossible
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