piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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