I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
