So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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