I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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