What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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