is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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