I bet he comes in French.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This is my gift to your gina
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
