I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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