I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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