Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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