Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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