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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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