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We should be called the Road Head Warriors
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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