People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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