Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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