So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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