im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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