i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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