Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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