Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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