there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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