Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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