Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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