Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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