I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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