when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
