R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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