I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
