its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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