and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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