is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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