: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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