im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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