Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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