Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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