sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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