Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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