A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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