I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Randomize
