and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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