I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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