And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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