FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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