i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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