Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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