you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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