Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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