You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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